When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!
Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.