Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
