Where were you I have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
