Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
