Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away