Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.