Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!
