Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
