Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.
