Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
