Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch