Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing
