Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves
