Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry
