Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
