Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
Why wasn't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys
