Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better