Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes
