Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it