Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night
