Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
I run faster horny than you do scared.
