You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
