You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.