You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account