You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
