You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
She is not my reword, I am her punishment.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
