You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move