You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
