You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher