A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
