A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home