A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life