A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud