A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
We're married Peg, we can't be friends
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?