A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men