A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women