A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave