A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
What could be bigger than your mother?
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight