A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?