A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!