A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper