A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.