A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
It is wrong to be French