Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"