Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
