Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
