Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
