Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
