I saw it. Ray Charles would see it
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
