Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop