Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson