I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
