If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.