If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken