If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
