If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat