If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites