If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
