I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
For years I didn't think women had heads
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
