I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
