I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
