So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
