So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
