So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.