So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
