So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
