So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
