In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision