And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?