Love is not only blind but stupid
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am