Love is not only blind but stupid
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you