Women... can't live with them... the end
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
