Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile