"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her