Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
