Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench