Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"