Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?