Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"